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1412 Wrestling Episode 41: Buu/Steiner/Spawn

In this week's episode of 1412 Wrestling, chaos reigns supreme as Majin Buu defends his 1412 Championship in a brutal triple threat main event against Scott Steiner and Nuclear Spawn. The night kicks off with a high-energy performance from Paula Abdul, setting the stage for a series of wild and unpredictable matches, including a Bar Room Brawl at Cheers, a foot race through Area 51, and a Madden 96 showdown between Tyrannosatan and The Sentient Dumpster. Tensions escalate as rivalries intensify, alliances shift, and unexpected surprises leave the audience on the edge of their seats. Don’t miss the madness that unfolds in Episode 41 of 1412 Wrestling!

1412 Wrestling Episode 40: Austin v Buu

In the highly anticipated 40th episode of 1412 Wrestling, the action is more intense and unpredictable than ever. The night kicks off with a jaw-dropping performance by 50 Cent, setting the stage for a lineup of explosive matches and unexpected confrontations. Majin Buu defends his 1412 Championship against Stone Cold Steve Austin in a main event that promises to shake the very foundations of the 1412 Arena.
 
Throughout the episode, rivalries reach their boiling point as Scott Steiner clashes with Weed Killer, and Katharine Isabelle puts her Divas Championship on the line against Kimmy Gibbler. The night also features high-stakes tag team action with Scottie Pippen and Michael Jordan defending their titles, and a chaotic four-way battle where anything can happen. Plus, Bars takes his hatred of boiled eggs to a whole new level, while the Golf Cart crew and other unpredictable characters add to the mayhem.
 
With intense matches, shocking twists, and appearances from some of 1412 Wrestling's most eccentric and beloved stars, this episode is one you won’t want to miss. Tune in to witness the madness, mayhem, and non-stop action that only 1412 Wrestling can deliver!

1412 Wrestling Episode 39: Bars v Austin

Get ready for an action-packed night at the 1412 Wrestling Arena as Episode 39 kicks off with a high-energy live performance from Aerosmith, setting the stage for an unforgettable evening. The night promises intense matchups, including Elmer Fudd declaring it’s “Hedgehog Season” as he takes on Sonic the Hedgehog, and a heated rivalry match between Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing that could change the dynamics of the TMNT forever. 
The Tag Team Championships will be on the line as Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen defend their titles against Bebe Rexha and Jackie Chan, accompanied by the full force of the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade. The Divas Championship will see Katharine Isabelle, Lady Gaga, Pink Ranger, and DJ Tanner battling it out in a high-stakes contest. 
Don’t miss the showdown between the Angry Video Game Nerd and Pepsi Man, or Elvis Presley taking on Jeff Jarrett in a grudge match. The Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade’s hatred of frosted cookies will be front and center as Cookie Monster seeks revenge against Cliff O'Malley.
The night culminates in a thrilling main event where Stone Cold Steve Austin faces Bars with President Freddy Krueger as the special referee, and the winner gets a shot at Majin Buu's 1412 Championship. With Majin Buu joining the commentary team, expect fireworks and an explosive aftermath. Tune in for all this and more, including a backstage interview with the sentient dumpster and a pre-taped segment featuring a day in the life of Scott Steiner. Don’t miss Episode 39 of 1412 Wrestling for non-stop excitement and drama!

1412 Wrestling Episode 38: Austin/Bars v Buu/Tyson

1412 Wrestling Episode 38 - Mayhem at Englishtown Flea Market
 
This week, 1412 Wrestling brings the chaos to the Englishtown Flea Market for an unforgettable night of action-packed matches and dramatic confrontations. 
 
The evening kicks off with a truly outrageous performance by Jem & The Holograms, setting the tone for a night of high-octane entertainment. The commentary team, joined by ring announcer Daphne Blake, previews a stacked card featuring intense rivalries and unexpected twists.
 
In one of the night’s highly anticipated matches, The Real Ghostbusters face off against their nemesis, Vigo the Carpathian, in a 4-on-1 handicap match. Following his brutal backstage attack last week, Lord Zedd steps into the ring against Buzz Lightyear, who’s out for revenge.
 
Zombie Mike Tyson faces a unique challenge in a 3-on-1 handicap match against the Random Kid managed by Bobby Heenan, the Angry Video Game Nerd, and a moose. In a thrilling multi-man bout, Norm Peterson, John 4:20, Mewtwo, and Zack Morris compete in a four-way match, with plenty of outside interference expected.
 
The 1412 Competitive Eating Championship is on the line in a fried chicken eating contest featuring Cocaine Bear, Heffer Wolfe, and L.A. Beast. A heated debate between Mr. Feeny and the sentient dumpster promises intellectual fireworks, with plenty of interruptions from other 1412 Wrestling personalities.
 
In tag team action, Paula Abdul and Jason Voorhees defend their titles in a no disqualifications elimination match against multiple teams, including Aly & AJ, Bulk & Skull, Beavis & Butt-Head, and the legendary duo of Michael Jordan & Scottie Pippen. The Sword Fighting Championship is also up for grabs as The Tick defends against Gary Busey, who’s backed by the unruly Golf Cart stable.
 
Sonic the Hedgehog takes on wrestling journalist Dave Meltzer in a fast-paced match, with Elmer Fudd making a surprise appearance. The 1412 Stable Championship is contested between the reigning champions, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Joey Tribbiani, and the cool yet villainous On Point Kings.
 
A star-studded six-man tag match sees Scott Steiner, Jim Cornette, and Jesse “The Body” Ventura clash with Vince Russo, Carl Winslow, and Steve Urkel. The night also features a massive 6 vs 6 elimination match between The Foot Clan and the Tanner Family, promising high drama and intense action.
 
In the main event, 1412 Champion Majin Buu teams up with Electabuzz to take on Stone Cold Steve Austin and Bars, accompanied by the entire Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade. With constant interference and combustible rivalries, this match is sure to end the night with a bang.
 
Don’t miss a moment of the mayhem at Englishtown Flea Market as 1412 Wrestling delivers another explosive episode filled with unforgettable moments and thrilling action. Tune in to see your favorite wrestlers go to war in the most outrageous setting yet!

1412 Wrestling Episode 37: Buu v Austin v 18 v Tyson v Steiner v Vegeta

Preview of 1412 Wrestling Episode 37: Mayhem at Nickelodeon Studios
Prepare for a night of electrifying action and unexpected twists as 1412 Wrestling invades Nickelodeon Studios for an unforgettable event! Episode 37, "Mayhem at Nickelodeon Studios," promises to deliver high-octane matches and jaw-dropping moments that will leave fans on the edge of their seats.
The night kicks off with a pulse-pounding performance by As I Lay Dying, setting the tone for an evening packed with intense rivalries and high-stakes battles. The commentary team of Mr. Feeny, Jim Ross, Elvira, and Pauly Shore are ready to guide you through each thrilling match and storyline development.
Witness the comedic yet competitive clash between Steve Urkel and Jesse "The Body" Ventura, followed by an unpredictable backstage segment featuring The Golf Cart crew led by Gary Busey. The 1412 Tag Team Championship match sees the Mega Powers face off against the reigning champions, Paula Abdul and Jason Voorhees, in a bout filled with drama and determination.
Electabuzz takes on John Locke in a fast-paced encounter, while Ghostface and Dane Cook bring a mix of horror and humor to their match. The Anti Boiled Egg Brigade goes head-to-head with the Tanner Family in a brutal Steel Cage Match, pushing both teams to their limits.
Stone Cold Steve Austin delivers a fiery backstage interview, setting the stage for the main event, while Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande take on Jay & Silent Bob in a spellbinding tag team encounter.
Chaos reigns in a backstage brawl involving unexpected participants, and the night culminates in a six-way elimination match for the 1412 Championship. With Majin Buu defending his title against some of the toughest competitors in 1412 Wrestling, this main event is sure to be explosive.
Tune in for all the action, surprises, and unforgettable moments that make 1412 Wrestling the wildest show on television!

1412 Wrestling Episode 36: Blockbuster Brawl - Buu v Electabuzz

**1412 Wrestling Episode 36 Preview: Blockbuster Brawl**
Get ready for an unforgettable night of high-octane action and wild entertainment as 1412 Wrestling transforms a vintage Blockbuster Video store into the ultimate wrestling arena! In this special episode, the 1412 Champion Majin Buu faces off against the electrifying Electabuzz in a title match that promises to be a clash for the ages. 
The night kicks off with a chaotic donut-eating contest featuring Big Bully Busick, Grimace, Homer Simpson, and the reigning Competitive Eating Champion, Cocaine Bear. The Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship sees Eye Guy defending his title against the formidable Bobby 2 Beers and his Golf Cart crew. 
A 6-way elimination match for the Divas Championship brings fierce competitors like Rapunzel, Buffy Summers, and Lady Gaga into the ring, while Aly & AJ declare their intention to reclaim the Tag Team titles from Jason Voorhees and Paula Abdul. 
Backstage tensions explode as Jim Cornette, Vince Russo, and Dave Meltzer engage in a heated confrontation. The main event, featuring a blockbuster showdown for the 1412 Championship, and unexpected guest appearances keep the excitement rolling.
Don't miss the thrilling matches, surprise appearances, and the jaw-dropping finale that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Tune in for an action-packed episode of 1412 Wrestling’s Blockbuster Brawl!

1412 Wrestling Episode 35: The Ultimate Rooftop Rumble

**1412 Wrestling Episode 35: The Ultimate Rooftop Rumble**
Get ready for an action-packed episode of 1412 Wrestling as 300 competitors battle it out in the most epic Rooftop Rumble yet! With the ring set up on the roof of the Quick Stop convenience store, this match promises chaos, surprises, and jaw-dropping moments as each entrant fights for a shot at Majin Buu's 1412 Championship. The only way to be eliminated is to be thrown off of the roof of the Quick Stop convenience store. 
- Who will outlast 299 other competitors to claim their place as the number one contender?- Which unexpected alliances and rivalries will form in this high-stakes brawl?- What dramatic eliminations and near-misses will keep you on the edge of your seat?
Join commentary legends Jim Ross, Pauly Shore, Elvira, Mr. Feeny, and special guest Majin Buu for a night of intense wrestling action, unforgettable surprises, and the crowning of a new contender. Don’t miss Episode 35 of 1412 Wrestling – it’s going to be a wild ride!

1412 Wrestling Bonus Episode: The Rescue of Cliff O’Malley

1412 Wrestling Bonus Episode: The Rescue of Cliff O'Malley
In a thrilling bonus episode of 1412 Wrestling, the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade embarks on a daring mission to rescue their comrade, Cliff O'Malley. Facing treacherous cliffs, eerie caves, and formidable foes, the team must use all their skills and wits to succeed. Will Bars and his team overcome the sinister traps and enemies lying in wait? Can they outsmart Santa Claus and his dark magic? Tune in to witness epic battles, intense teamwork, and a rescue mission that will test the Brigade's unity and resolve like never before. Don't miss this action-packed adventure, full of surprises and heart-pounding moments!

1412 Wrestling Episode 34: Buu/Zombie Tyson

### 1412 Wrestling Episode 34: Apocalypse on the Roof
Get ready for another action-packed episode of 1412 Wrestling as we take the chaos to new heights! This week’s episode promises unexpected alliances, shocking betrayals, and brutal showdowns on the roof of the Quick Stop convenience store.
**Featured Matches:**- **Bars vs. The Inventor of Boiled Eggs vs. Jeff Jarrett vs. John 4:20**: Who will emerge victorious in this occult weaponry-laden "With It" match?- **Divas Championship Match: Katharine Isabelle (c) vs. Ariana Grande vs. Lady Gaga**: Can Katharine retain her title against two magical powerhouses?- **Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship: Eye Guy vs. Marvin the Martian (c) vs. Psycrow**: Will Eye Guy reclaim his title amidst laser-fueled chaos?- **Tag Team Championship: Jason Voorhees & Paula Abdul vs. Taylor Swift & Jeff Jarrett (c) vs. Jay & Silent Bob**: Can Jason and Paula reclaim their gold, or will Taylor and Jeff’s star power shine through?- How will Scott Steiner’s rampage impact the delicate balance of power in 1412 Wrestling?- Can Zombie Mike Tyson dethrone Majin Buu for the 1412 Championship, or will an unexpected attack change the outcome?- And who will reign supreme in the elimination No DQ match featuring Earthworm Jim and Cory Matthews against the intoxicated members of the Golf Cart?
Tune in to witness the mayhem, the magic, and the madness. Episode 34 of 1412 Wrestling is not to be missed!

1412 Wrestling Episode 33: Quick Stop Carnage

**Preview for 1412 Wrestling Episode 33: Quick Stop Carnage**
 
This week on 1412 Wrestling, chaos unfolds at the iconic Quick Stop convenience store! Prepare for an action-packed night with intense matches and unexpected twists that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
- **Divas Championship Match:** Can Katharine Isabelle retain her title against the formidable Elvira?
- **Sword Fighting Championship:** Will the Kool Aid Man's glass body withstand the fierce attacks from Earthworm Jim and Barry Horowitz?
- **Main Event: 1412 Championship Match:** Can Mewtwo's psychic powers overcome Majin Buu's magical abilities, or will Buu retain his title with his unpredictable might?
- **Exploding Philly Cheese Steak Barbed Wire Bundy on a Pole Elimination Gauntlet Match:** Which team will emerge victorious in this brutal battle for the Stable Championship?
- What consequences will follow the shocking return of the sentient carton of boiled eggs?
- How will the Golf Cart and the Anti Boiled Egg Brigade react to Lady Gaga's new spell?
- Who will walk out as the new Stable Champions in the chaotic gauntlet match?
 
Tune in to 1412 Wrestling Episode 33: Quick Stop Carnage for these answers and more as the drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways!