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1412 Wrestling Episode 28: Abandoned Insane Asylum Match

**1412 Wrestling Episode 28: Abandoned Insane Asylum Match**
Brace yourselves for the most intense and dangerous match in 1412 Wrestling history! Episode 28 features a thrilling Abandoned Insane Asylum Match for the Stable Championship, with ten combatants from each team battling it out in a setting straight out of a horror movie.
**Teams:**- **The Golf Cart:** John 4:20, Iron Sheik, Gary Busey, Bart Gunn, the Minotaur, Bobby 2 Beers, Alex Trebek, and three ancient Sumerians wielding chainsaws.- **The Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade:** Bars, Cliff O'Malley, Donkeylips, Doug Funnie, Bebe Rexha, Jackie Chan, Frankenstein's Monster, Lola Bunny, Earl Sinclair, and Sugar Shane Helms.
This match promises unprecedented levels of chaos and danger, with no disqualifications and eliminations by knockout, pin, submission, or forfeit. In the eerie, crumbling environment of the abandoned insane asylum, anything can happen. Will the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade triumph, or will the Golf Cart retain their title amidst the madness? Tune in to witness the ultimate showdown!

1412 Wrestling Episode 27: Floral Frenzy

 Preview for 1412 Wrestling Episode 27: The Floral Frenzy
Prepare for an unforgettable night as 1412 Wrestling brings you "The Floral Frenzy," set in a breathtaking field of flowers in Japan! Lady Gaga has cast a spell to bring everyone back from last week's explosive chaos and transported the entire roster, fans, and ring to this picturesque location.
Tonight's matches promise to deliver pure wrestling madness:
- **Lifestyle Debate for the Stable Championship:** The Golf Cart (Gary Busey, Iron Sheik, John 4:20, the Minotaur, Bobby 2 Beers, Bart Gunn, Alex Trebek) accompanied by the ancient Sumerians vs. The Tanner Family vs. The Ninja Turtles (Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, Joey Tribbiani). The stables will engage in a heated debate about their lifestyles, with everything on the line.
- **World Championship Match:** Grumble Bee challenges Mike Tyson for the 1412 World Championship. Will the field of flowers give Grumble Bee the edge he needs, or will Tyson's knockout power prove too much once again?
- **Tag Team Championship Match:** Jason Voorhees and Paula Abdul team up for an unlikely title shot against Scott Steiner’s Tigers. Can this bizarre pairing overcome the ferocious Tigers, or will their partnership be their downfall?
- **Competitive Eating Championship Match:** Dua Lipa defends her title against Joey Tribbiani and the Sentient Dumpster. With Joey determined to reclaim his title and the Sentient Dumpster’s insatiable appetite, this match is sure to be a spectacle.
- **Couch on a Pole Match:** Earthworm Jim faces off against Psycrow, with the stolen couch from Harry and Marv hanging high above the ring. The winner must obtain the couch and use it as a weapon to secure victory.
- **Brawl 4 All Elimination Match:** Bart Gunn, Stimpy, Vince Russo, Soda Popinski, Teddy Ruxpin, and The Random Kid managed by Bobby Heenan clash in a no-holds-barred brawl. Expect chaos and knockouts in this brutal contest.
- **Six-Person Tag Team Match:** Lady Gaga, Ariana Grande, & Topanga vs. Cory Matthews, Shawn Hunter, and the Moose. Shawn demands that if his team wins, the spells cast by Gaga and Topanga must be broken.
Backstage, tensions run high as the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade challenges the Golf Cart to an abandoned insane asylum match next week.

1412 Wrestling Episode 26: Melmac Mayhem

### 1412 Wrestling Episode 26: Melmac Mayhem - Spoiler-Free Preview
Get ready for another wild and unpredictable night of 1412 Wrestling as we journey to the alien world of Melmac! 
- Will Bars be able to overcome the bizarre stipulation in his match against Mike Tyson for the 1412 Championship, or will Ariana Grande's spell seal his fate?- Can Dua Lipa dethrone Joey Tribbiani in the Competitive Eating Championship, especially after her unexpected confession?- How will Alex Trebek's shocking alliance with the Golf Cart stable affect his match alongside Chuck Norris against Jay & Silent Bob?- What chaos will unfold when Lady Gaga opens a time travel portal, only for Alf to use his ancient relic to transport everyone to his home planet of Melmac?- Will the Anti Boiled Egg Brigade finally succeed in their quest to rid 1412 Wrestling of boiled eggs?
Matches to look forward to:- Mike Tyson vs. Bars for the 1412 Championship- Joey Tribbiani vs. Dua Lipa for the Competitive Eating Championship- Alex Trebek & Chuck Norris vs. Jay & Silent Bob- A chaotic 5-way exploding Philly cheese steak barbed wire Hell in a Cell match for the Stable Championship- Vegeta & Alf teaming up against The Minotaur & The Random Kid
Tune in for an episode filled with twists, turns, and pure chaos as 1412 Wrestling continues to push the boundaries of entertainment!

1412 Wrestling Episode 25: Tyson v Random Kid

In the highly anticipated Episode 25 of 1412 Wrestling, chaos reigns supreme as every championship is on the line in a night of epic battles and unexpected twists. The Golf Cart stable, fresh off their victory, faces new challenges as the Anti Boiled Egg Brigade seeks revenge. Alf, still holding the ancient relic, hints at its potential power. Can Katharine Isabelle retain her Divas Championship against the combined forces of Paula Abdul and Ariana Grande? Will Mike Tyson continue his reign as World Champion against an unpredictable challenger? With the return of familiar faces and the debut of new ones, Episode 25 promises non-stop action, surprise alliances, and unforgettable moments. Tune in to witness the mayhem and see who will emerge victorious in the wild world of 1412 Wrestling!

1412 Wrestling Episode 24: Gauntlet for the Ancient Relic

### Preview for 1412 Wrestling Episode 24: Gauntlet for the Ancient Relic
Get ready for an action-packed episode of 1412 Wrestling as we bring you the most chaotic and thrilling match of the year: the 25-entrant Gauntlet for the Ancient Relic! This ancient artifact, rumored to grant wishes, is up for grabs in a no disqualification, no holds barred battle royal that promises to keep you on the edge of your seat.
Participants include Scott Steiner, Michael Myers, Donkeylips, Fox Mulder, Lady Gaga, Alf, The Minotaur, Chandler Bing, Eye Guy, The Surge Soda Vending Machine, Jay & Silent Bob, Wile E. Coyote, Cory Matthews, The Sentient Dumpster, Dave Meltzer, Elvis Presley, Owen Hart, New Jack, Plucky Duck, Cliff O'Malley, John 4:20, President Freddy Krueger, Gary Busey, Kel Mitchell as "Ed," and The Random Kid.
Who will survive the gauntlet and claim the ancient relic? Will Alf continue his incredible winning streak, or will a new challenger emerge victorious? Plus, catch the thrilling backstage segments, unexpected alliances, and surprise appearances that only 1412 Wrestling can deliver.
Don’t miss this unforgettable episode, filled with jaw-dropping moments, intense rivalries, and the promise of pure wrestling madness. Tune in to find out who will make history in 1412 Wrestling’s Gauntlet for the Ancient Relic!

1412 Wrestling Episode 23: The Golf Cart returns from battle in Hell

In the highly anticipated Episode 23 of 1412 Wrestling, chaos and excitement reach new heights. The Golf Cart stable, led by Gary Busey, makes a triumphant return from their harrowing battle in hell, ready to dominate the ring. Psycrow faces a fierce challenger as he defends the Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship. 1412 Management struggles with a tough decision on who will get the next shot at Mike Tyson's 1412 Championship, creating tension and intrigue. Lady Gaga steps into the ring twice, defending both of her prestigious championships in back-to-back matches. Meanwhile, the 7-Up Spot makes a splashy debut, teaming up with the Nabisco Thing to take on Steiner's Tigers for the Tag Team Championships. Don't miss this thrilling episode filled with unexpected twists and high-stakes action!
 
Oh, and Steiner has the week off.

1412 Wrestling Episode 22: Flaming Elimination Chamber

Get ready for another wild ride with 1412 Wrestling! Episode 22 promises to be packed with action, drama, and unexpected twists. Here’s a sneak peek at some of the thrilling matches and burning questions that will be answered:
 
**Featured Matches:**
 
1. **Divas Championship Match**
   - **Lady Gaga (c) vs. Lola Bunny**
   - Can Lola Bunny overcome Lady Gaga’s magical tactics and claim the Divas Championship, or will Gaga’s cunning lead her to another victory?
 
2. **Tag Team Championship Match**
   - **Scott Steiner’s Tigers (c) vs. Buzz Lightyear and Dave Meltzer**
   - Will the challengers manage to cooperate and defeat the ferocious tigers, or will Steiner’s Tigers continue their reign?
 
3. **Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship Match**
   - **Psycrow (c) vs. Marvin the Martian vs. Michael Jackson vs. Kevin McAllister**
   - Who will outmaneuver the competition and emerge victorious in this fast-paced, bizarre battle?
 
4. **Sword Fighting Championship Match**
   - **Lady Gaga (c) vs. Rapunzel**
   - In her second title defense of the night, can Lady Gaga retain the Sword Fighting Championship against the debuting Rapunzel?
 
5. **Flaming Elimination Chamber Match for the World Championship**
   - **Mike Tyson (c) vs. Vegeta vs. Bars vs. Inventor of Boiled Eggs vs. Gyarados vs. The Random Kid**
   - Who will survive the fiery chaos and walk out as the World Champion?
 
- How will Lola Bunny handle the interference from Ariana Grande and Nikki Bella in her quest for the Divas Championship?
- Can Buzz Lightyear and Dave Meltzer put aside their differences and work together to dethrone Scott Steiner’s Tigers?
- What new tricks and tactics will the competitors bring to the Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship match?
- How will Rapunzel’s debut impact the dynamics of the Sword Fighting Championship, and will she prove herself against the reigning champion Lady Gaga?
- Who will emerge victorious in the Flaming Elimination Chamber, and what will be the fallout of the intense rivalries and alliances formed during the match?
 
Join us for Episode 22 of 1412 Wrestling, where chaos reigns, and anything can happen! Don’t miss the action, the drama, and the sheer absurdity that only 1412 Wrestling can deliver!

1412 Wrestling Episode 21: Jarrett/Bars

In Episode 21 of 1412 Wrestling, get ready for an action-packed night filled with unexpected twists and thrilling matches. The arena is set for chaos as Joey Tribbiani defends his Competitive Eating Championship against fierce competitors. Will he retain his title, or will LA Beast or the moose dethrone him?
Bars faces off against Jeff Jarrett in a heated singles match, and tensions rise as the Anti-Boiled Egg Alliance makes a bold statement. Lady Gaga defends her Divas Championship in a high-energy triple threat match, and Scott Steiner's Rabid Tigers put their Tag Team Championships on the line against The Headbangers.
Witness the bizarre and fast-paced Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship match between Psycrow and Marvin the Martian. Plus, the main event promises a brutal clash as Mike Tyson defends his World Championship against Vegeta and Bars in a thrilling triple threat match. Will Tyson retain his title, or will the chaos and interference prove too much?
Tune in to see alliances formed, rivalries reignited, and the unexpected at every turn. Don't miss the explosive action and shocking moments in this week's episode of 1412 Wrestling!

1412 Wrestling Episode 20: Total Mayhem, Pure Anarchy

In Episode 20 of 1412 Wrestling: Total Mayhem, the chaos reaches new heights as alliances are tested, and the arena erupts into absolute pandemonium. Lady Gaga casts a powerful spell that sets the tone for an unforgettable night, but what are her true intentions? Bars finds himself under relentless attack, and tensions with Hulk Hogan reach a boiling point—will Bars finally get his revenge? Can Scott Steiner's rabid tigers maintain their dominance in the tag team division? And what catastrophic event unfolds when Vegeta unleashes his "Final Flash" in the arena?
Featuring appearances from wrestling legends like Mike Tyson, Hulk Hogan, and Scott Steiner, alongside pop culture icons such as Lady Gaga, Gary Busey, and the Iron Sheik, this episode promises non-stop action and unforgettable moments. Will Dana Scully's intervention bring order, or will the madness continue unchecked? What schemes are being hatched by Vince Russo, and will the Golf Cart stable's antics go unchallenged?
Tune in to see the unexpected twists, outrageous antics, and explosive confrontations that only 1412 Wrestling can deliver!

1412 Wrestling Episode 19: Chaos Reigns; Vegeta Debuts

### 1412 Wrestling Episode 19: Chaos Reigns Preview
Get ready for a night of unparalleled action and mayhem as 1412 Wrestling returns with "Chaos Reigns"! The stakes are higher than ever as Lady Gaga unleashes her magical powers, turning the arena into a battleground of spells and brawls. Witness an electrifying 100 Light Tubes Match between 50 Cent and Paula Abdul, and see Bart Gunn take on Cory Matthews in a brutal Brawl 4 All.
The Golf Cart stable makes a shocking announcement and challenges the TMNT and Power Rangers in an all-out brawl. Meanwhile, the Tag Team Championships are on the line as Woody & Buzz Lightyear face Scott Steiner’s Rabid Tigers.
The night culminates in a high-stakes Triple Threat Ladder Match for the 1412 Championship featuring Mike Tyson, Vegeta, and Bars. Will Tyson retain his title, or will a new champion rise?
And what chaotic surprises do Gaga, Shredder, and the mysterious survivors of Oceanic Flight 815 have in store? Tune in to find out and see who will emerge victorious in the wild world of 1412 Wrestling!