1412 Wrestling Episode 51: Austin v AVGN v Pepsi Man, 40+ Team Gauntlet

Preview: 1412 Wrestling – Episode 51

“The Boil Simmered Over”

 

President Danny Tanner somehow managed to book the most baffling, overcrowded, and emotionally unstable episode of 1412 Wrestling to date. Tensions are high, factions are colliding, and ancient forces may or may not be at play as this unpredictable rollercoaster unfolds across dozens of segments. Here's a look at the matches announced for the night—with no spoilers:

 

Opening Chaos – Tag Team #1 Contenders Gauntlet Match

The night begins with an absolutely massive multi-team gauntlet featuring over 40 of the most bizarre and legendary pairings in 1412 history. From sitcom duos to cosmic warriors, from cereal mascots to time travelers, everyone’s got the same goal: earn a future shot at the Tag Team Titles. Surprises, brawls, and unlikely alliances are guaranteed.

 

Title Unification Match – Yokozuna vs Electabuzz

The Competitive Eating Champion squares off with the Laser Gun Surfing Battle Champion in a high-stakes unification bout. Only one will leave with both titles, and the other might not leave at all.

 

Trios Grudge Match – Tia & Tamara and Ross Geller vs Aly & AJ and Doug Wilson

What began as reality TV beef has mutated into full-scale psychological warfare. Ross Geller continues his descent into villainy, while Aly & AJ fight to keep it together alongside a gardening wildcard.

 

Ancient Relic Match – Alf (c) vs Ariana Grande

Alf puts the power of the ancient relic on the line against Ariana Grande in a match that could shake the very metaphysical foundations of 1412 Wrestling. No magic allowed—but that’s never stopped anyone before.

 

Grudge Match – New Jack vs Akeem the African Dream

Fueled by rage, betrayal, and deeply personal food-based insults, these two powerhouses collide in a brawl that’s anything but scientific.

 

Triple Threat Mayhem – Goldar vs 50 Cent vs Bill Nye

An unexplained match between a galactic warlord, a rap mogul, and a science educator. Nobody knows why this was booked, but it promises to be weird.

 

Sword Fighting Championship – Katy Perry (c) vs Terry Funk vs Skeeter Valentine vs Gary Busey

Four competitors. One glowing sword. Backed by the unhinged presence of the Golf Cart stable, this elimination match might be the most dangerous sword fight yet. Expect blood, ballads, and possibly Biffle.

 

Wildcard Singles Match – Cookie Monster vs Bobby Heenan’s New Surprise Client

The Monster craves cookies. But who’s the new client Heenan’s bringing to the ring? Rumors range from a retired legend to a literal garden gnome. You’ll have to tune in to find out.

 

Six-Way Elimination Match – Felix the Cat vs Cuts Man vs Matt Cardona vs Elvis Presley vs The Moose vs The Scalding Hot Cup of Coffee

A returning mix of forgotten faces, angry fauna, caffeinated horror, and Elvis himself. The only certainty: eliminations will be earned the hard way.

 

Tag Team Championships – The Wet Bandits (c) vs Scott Hall & Kevin Nash

The newly crowned tag champs put the belts on the line against a returning Outsiders duo, but their attention may still be fixated on their missing mystical couch. Could the relic be involved?

 

Spinach Artichoke Dip on a Pole Match – Bars (c) vs Daffy Duck

The Ambush Title Shot Contract is up for grabs—whoever eats the entire bowl of spinach artichoke dip wins. Yes, really. Expect green-fueled carnage, philosophical rants, and personal vendettas.

 

Main Event – 1412 Championship Triple Threat

Stone Cold Steve Austin (c) vs Angry Video Game Nerd vs Pepsi Man

Three icons. One title. A silent soda machine. A profane gamer. And the Rattlesnake. History will be made—if reality doesn’t fracture first.

 

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Catch all the madness in Episode 51—where friendships die, the ring becomes a culinary battlefield, and one champion may not survive the fallout.

 

 

Tag Teams in the Gauntlet: 

Jay & Silent Bob

Bill & Ted

Pete & Pete

Jackie Chan & Spopovich (of the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade, accompanied by Cliff O’Malley)

Michaelangelo & Raphael

Vince Russo & Rihanna

Mulder & Scully

Black Ranger & Blue Ranger

Cory Matthews & Shawn Hunter

The Headbangers

King Hippo & Soda Popinski

Hitmonchan & Hitmonlee

Scott Steiner's Rabid Tigers (accompanied by Scott Steiner)

Michael Jordan & Scottie Pippen

Disco Inferno & Alex Wright

Jesse Katsopolis & Joey Gladstone

DJ Tanner & Stephanie Tanner

Cow & Chicken

Ren & Stimpy

Kevin McAllister & Dick Tracy

Billy Gunn & Nikki Bella

Itchy & Scratchy

Purple Stuff Podcast (Matt from Dinosaur Dracula & Jay from Sludge Central)

Kurt Angle & Cocaine Bear

Mean Street Posse (Rodney & Pete Gas)

Al Bundy & Peg Bundy

Ray Stantz & Peter Venkman

Socrates & Billy the Kid

The Minotaur & "Rugged" Ronnie Garvin

Bob Gaffler & Sexy Hank

Dan Conner & Kurrgan

Joey "The Rat" Epstein & Frankie Stecchino

Mike Tyson & a pigeon

Buster Bunny & Babs Bunny

Michael Jackson & E.T.

Kylie Minogue & Dua Lipa

Bebop & Rocksteady

Carl Winslow & Steve Urkel

Phoebe Buffay & Monica Gellar

Toucan Sam & Tony the Tiger

Ace Ventura & Dan Marino

Beavis & Butt-Head