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1412 Wrestling Episode 32: K-Mart Chaos

1412 Wrestling Episode 32: K-Mart Chaos
This week on 1412 Wrestling, the chaos takes over a retro K-Mart store, promising a night filled with unexpected twists and intense action. The episode is headlined by a must-see World Championship match between the undefeated champion Mike Tyson and the unpredictable Majin Buu. Can Tyson retain his title against the might of Majin Buu, or will we witness a shocking new champion crowned?
In addition to the epic main event, the Divas Championship will be on the line as Katharine Isabelle defends her title against the iconic Elvira. Will Katharine continue her reign, or will Elvira's dark powers bring a new era to the Divas division?
The night kicks off with a brutal Beer Bottle Match between Hulk Hogan and Iron Sheik. Who will emerge victorious in this hardcore clash?
Also on the card, Jeff Jarrett takes on the monstrous Tyrannosatan, and the Tanner Family challenges the Anti Boiled Egg Brigade for the Stable Championship. Can the Tanners pull off a miraculous upset?
And don't miss the high-stakes Survivor Series Elimination Match where the Foot Clan faces the 1996 Dream Team in a battle for supremacy. Can the Dream Team defend their honor against the Foot Clan's underhanded tactics?
Plus, witness a wild parking lot brawl, the debut of the Giant Tree Drinking Lean, and the shocking aftermath of Gaga's dark spell on Bars and John 4:20.
With all this and more, 1412 Wrestling: K-Mart Chaos promises a night of unforgettable action and drama. Tune in to see who rises, who falls, and who survives the chaos!

1412 Wrestling Episode 31: Tanner Family/Golf Cart Race, Tyson/Gunn/Vegeta/Locke/Goldar/McAllister

Get ready for another chaotic night in the world of 1412 Wrestling! In Episode 31, championship titles are on the line and rivalries are set to explode. 
 
- Can Elvira defeat Dolly Parton to earn a shot at the Divas Championship next week?
- What will happen when Joey Tribbiani faces off against Bars with their respective stables, the TMNT and the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade, backing them up?
- Will Scott Steiner’s raw power be enough to overcome the Angry Video Game Nerd and his retro gaming gadgets?
- How will Mike Tyson handle the competition in a high-stakes Elimination Match featuring Vegeta, John Locke, Goldar, Billy Gunn, and Kevin McAllister with special referee Lady Gaga?
 
Plus, witness the chaos as the Golf Cart competes against the Tanner Family in a wild race, and find out what happens when The Real Ghostbusters make their shocking debut. Tune in for a night of unpredictable action and intense drama!

1412 Wrestling Episode 30: Battle Royal in Hell

In this electrifying episode of 1412 Wrestling, the entire roster descends into the depths of hell for the Golf Cart Open Challenge Battle Royal. With the eerie landscape of a fiery underworld setting the stage, tensions run high as competitors face off amidst bubbling lava pools and flickering flames. The unpredictable chaos of this unique environment promises surprises, alliances, and intense battles. Who will emerge victorious in this hellish arena? And what unexpected challenges await our combatants in the depths of hell? Tune in to find out who survives the 100 entrant Golf Cart Open Challenge Battle Royal and what shocking events will unfold in this action-packed episode of 1412 Wrestling.

1412 Wrestling Episode 29: Tribbiani v Bing Deathmatch; Tyson/Dua/Steiner Title Match

Get ready for an unforgettable night as 1412 Wrestling takes you to the beautiful fields of Japan for Episode 29! The show opens with a thrilling Competitive Eating Championship Hot Wing Contest featuring John 4:20, Joey Tribbiani, Norm Peterson, and more. Who will devour the most wings and claim the title?
Witness the chaos as Harry and Marv confront Earthworm Jim over their stolen couch. Can Earthworm Jim and Peter Puppy fend off the Wet Bandits with a surprise twist?
Fox Mulder challenges Marvin the Martian for the Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship, but can he outwit the reigning champion and his trusty K-9 companion?
In an action-packed Tag Team Championship match, Pete & Pete, Bulk & Skull, and the current champions Jason Voorhees & Paula Abdul clash. Who will walk out with the gold?
The fierce rivalry between Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing reaches a boiling point in a Deathmatch. Will the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Foot Clan's interference settle the score or create even more chaos?
The Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade confronts Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande backstage. How will Gaga's spellcasting impact the Brigade's plans?
Gary Busey takes on the Random Kid in a match where Bobby Heenan's cunning might tip the scales. Will the Random Kid outsmart the unpredictable Busey?
In a high-stakes triple threat match, Iron Sheik, Hulk Hogan, and New Jack battle it out. Can New Jack overcome the odds and claim victory?
Vince Russo, Dave Meltzer, Col. Sanders, and Donkeylips clash for the Sword Fighting Championship. Will Donkeylips retain his title against these formidable opponents?
And in the main event, Mike Tyson defends his 1412 Championship against Scott Steiner and Dua Lipa. Can Tyson maintain his dominance, or will a new champion be crowned? Plus, what chaos will unfold when Santa Claus makes a shocking return?
Tune in for an episode filled with high-energy action, unexpected twists, and unforgettable moments. 1412 Wrestling Episode 29 promises to deliver an experience like no other!

1412 Wrestling Episode 28: Abandoned Insane Asylum Match

**1412 Wrestling Episode 28: Abandoned Insane Asylum Match**
Brace yourselves for the most intense and dangerous match in 1412 Wrestling history! Episode 28 features a thrilling Abandoned Insane Asylum Match for the Stable Championship, with ten combatants from each team battling it out in a setting straight out of a horror movie.
**Teams:**- **The Golf Cart:** John 4:20, Iron Sheik, Gary Busey, Bart Gunn, the Minotaur, Bobby 2 Beers, Alex Trebek, and three ancient Sumerians wielding chainsaws.- **The Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade:** Bars, Cliff O'Malley, Donkeylips, Doug Funnie, Bebe Rexha, Jackie Chan, Frankenstein's Monster, Lola Bunny, Earl Sinclair, and Sugar Shane Helms.
This match promises unprecedented levels of chaos and danger, with no disqualifications and eliminations by knockout, pin, submission, or forfeit. In the eerie, crumbling environment of the abandoned insane asylum, anything can happen. Will the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade triumph, or will the Golf Cart retain their title amidst the madness? Tune in to witness the ultimate showdown!

1412 Wrestling Episode 27: Floral Frenzy

 Preview for 1412 Wrestling Episode 27: The Floral Frenzy
Prepare for an unforgettable night as 1412 Wrestling brings you "The Floral Frenzy," set in a breathtaking field of flowers in Japan! Lady Gaga has cast a spell to bring everyone back from last week's explosive chaos and transported the entire roster, fans, and ring to this picturesque location.
Tonight's matches promise to deliver pure wrestling madness:
- **Lifestyle Debate for the Stable Championship:** The Golf Cart (Gary Busey, Iron Sheik, John 4:20, the Minotaur, Bobby 2 Beers, Bart Gunn, Alex Trebek) accompanied by the ancient Sumerians vs. The Tanner Family vs. The Ninja Turtles (Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, Joey Tribbiani). The stables will engage in a heated debate about their lifestyles, with everything on the line.
- **World Championship Match:** Grumble Bee challenges Mike Tyson for the 1412 World Championship. Will the field of flowers give Grumble Bee the edge he needs, or will Tyson's knockout power prove too much once again?
- **Tag Team Championship Match:** Jason Voorhees and Paula Abdul team up for an unlikely title shot against Scott Steiner’s Tigers. Can this bizarre pairing overcome the ferocious Tigers, or will their partnership be their downfall?
- **Competitive Eating Championship Match:** Dua Lipa defends her title against Joey Tribbiani and the Sentient Dumpster. With Joey determined to reclaim his title and the Sentient Dumpster’s insatiable appetite, this match is sure to be a spectacle.
- **Couch on a Pole Match:** Earthworm Jim faces off against Psycrow, with the stolen couch from Harry and Marv hanging high above the ring. The winner must obtain the couch and use it as a weapon to secure victory.
- **Brawl 4 All Elimination Match:** Bart Gunn, Stimpy, Vince Russo, Soda Popinski, Teddy Ruxpin, and The Random Kid managed by Bobby Heenan clash in a no-holds-barred brawl. Expect chaos and knockouts in this brutal contest.
- **Six-Person Tag Team Match:** Lady Gaga, Ariana Grande, & Topanga vs. Cory Matthews, Shawn Hunter, and the Moose. Shawn demands that if his team wins, the spells cast by Gaga and Topanga must be broken.
Backstage, tensions run high as the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade challenges the Golf Cart to an abandoned insane asylum match next week.

1412 Wrestling Episode 26: Melmac Mayhem

### 1412 Wrestling Episode 26: Melmac Mayhem - Spoiler-Free Preview
Get ready for another wild and unpredictable night of 1412 Wrestling as we journey to the alien world of Melmac! 
- Will Bars be able to overcome the bizarre stipulation in his match against Mike Tyson for the 1412 Championship, or will Ariana Grande's spell seal his fate?- Can Dua Lipa dethrone Joey Tribbiani in the Competitive Eating Championship, especially after her unexpected confession?- How will Alex Trebek's shocking alliance with the Golf Cart stable affect his match alongside Chuck Norris against Jay & Silent Bob?- What chaos will unfold when Lady Gaga opens a time travel portal, only for Alf to use his ancient relic to transport everyone to his home planet of Melmac?- Will the Anti Boiled Egg Brigade finally succeed in their quest to rid 1412 Wrestling of boiled eggs?
Matches to look forward to:- Mike Tyson vs. Bars for the 1412 Championship- Joey Tribbiani vs. Dua Lipa for the Competitive Eating Championship- Alex Trebek & Chuck Norris vs. Jay & Silent Bob- A chaotic 5-way exploding Philly cheese steak barbed wire Hell in a Cell match for the Stable Championship- Vegeta & Alf teaming up against The Minotaur & The Random Kid
Tune in for an episode filled with twists, turns, and pure chaos as 1412 Wrestling continues to push the boundaries of entertainment!

1412 Wrestling Episode 25: Tyson v Random Kid

In the highly anticipated Episode 25 of 1412 Wrestling, chaos reigns supreme as every championship is on the line in a night of epic battles and unexpected twists. The Golf Cart stable, fresh off their victory, faces new challenges as the Anti Boiled Egg Brigade seeks revenge. Alf, still holding the ancient relic, hints at its potential power. Can Katharine Isabelle retain her Divas Championship against the combined forces of Paula Abdul and Ariana Grande? Will Mike Tyson continue his reign as World Champion against an unpredictable challenger? With the return of familiar faces and the debut of new ones, Episode 25 promises non-stop action, surprise alliances, and unforgettable moments. Tune in to witness the mayhem and see who will emerge victorious in the wild world of 1412 Wrestling!

1412 Wrestling Episode 24: Gauntlet for the Ancient Relic

### Preview for 1412 Wrestling Episode 24: Gauntlet for the Ancient Relic
Get ready for an action-packed episode of 1412 Wrestling as we bring you the most chaotic and thrilling match of the year: the 25-entrant Gauntlet for the Ancient Relic! This ancient artifact, rumored to grant wishes, is up for grabs in a no disqualification, no holds barred battle royal that promises to keep you on the edge of your seat.
Participants include Scott Steiner, Michael Myers, Donkeylips, Fox Mulder, Lady Gaga, Alf, The Minotaur, Chandler Bing, Eye Guy, The Surge Soda Vending Machine, Jay & Silent Bob, Wile E. Coyote, Cory Matthews, The Sentient Dumpster, Dave Meltzer, Elvis Presley, Owen Hart, New Jack, Plucky Duck, Cliff O'Malley, John 4:20, President Freddy Krueger, Gary Busey, Kel Mitchell as "Ed," and The Random Kid.
Who will survive the gauntlet and claim the ancient relic? Will Alf continue his incredible winning streak, or will a new challenger emerge victorious? Plus, catch the thrilling backstage segments, unexpected alliances, and surprise appearances that only 1412 Wrestling can deliver.
Don’t miss this unforgettable episode, filled with jaw-dropping moments, intense rivalries, and the promise of pure wrestling madness. Tune in to find out who will make history in 1412 Wrestling’s Gauntlet for the Ancient Relic!

1412 Wrestling Episode 23: The Golf Cart returns from battle in Hell

In the highly anticipated Episode 23 of 1412 Wrestling, chaos and excitement reach new heights. The Golf Cart stable, led by Gary Busey, makes a triumphant return from their harrowing battle in hell, ready to dominate the ring. Psycrow faces a fierce challenger as he defends the Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship. 1412 Management struggles with a tough decision on who will get the next shot at Mike Tyson's 1412 Championship, creating tension and intrigue. Lady Gaga steps into the ring twice, defending both of her prestigious championships in back-to-back matches. Meanwhile, the 7-Up Spot makes a splashy debut, teaming up with the Nabisco Thing to take on Steiner's Tigers for the Tag Team Championships. Don't miss this thrilling episode filled with unexpected twists and high-stakes action!
 
Oh, and Steiner has the week off.