The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion

1412 Wrestling Episode 35: The Ultimate Rooftop Rumble

**1412 Wrestling Episode 35: The Ultimate Rooftop Rumble**
Get ready for an action-packed episode of 1412 Wrestling as 300 competitors battle it out in the most epic Rooftop Rumble yet! With the ring set up on the roof of the Quick Stop convenience store, this match promises chaos, surprises, and jaw-dropping moments as each entrant fights for a shot at Majin Buu's 1412 Championship. The only way to be eliminated is to be thrown off of the roof of the Quick Stop convenience store. 
- Who will outlast 299 other competitors to claim their place as the number one contender?- Which unexpected alliances and rivalries will form in this high-stakes brawl?- What dramatic eliminations and near-misses will keep you on the edge of your seat?
Join commentary legends Jim Ross, Pauly Shore, Elvira, Mr. Feeny, and special guest Majin Buu for a night of intense wrestling action, unforgettable surprises, and the crowning of a new contender. Don’t miss Episode 35 of 1412 Wrestling – it’s going to be a wild ride!

1412 Wrestling Bonus Episode: The Rescue of Cliff O’Malley

1412 Wrestling Bonus Episode: The Rescue of Cliff O'Malley
In a thrilling bonus episode of 1412 Wrestling, the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade embarks on a daring mission to rescue their comrade, Cliff O'Malley. Facing treacherous cliffs, eerie caves, and formidable foes, the team must use all their skills and wits to succeed. Will Bars and his team overcome the sinister traps and enemies lying in wait? Can they outsmart Santa Claus and his dark magic? Tune in to witness epic battles, intense teamwork, and a rescue mission that will test the Brigade's unity and resolve like never before. Don't miss this action-packed adventure, full of surprises and heart-pounding moments!

1412 Wrestling Episode 34: Buu/Zombie Tyson

### 1412 Wrestling Episode 34: Apocalypse on the Roof
Get ready for another action-packed episode of 1412 Wrestling as we take the chaos to new heights! This week’s episode promises unexpected alliances, shocking betrayals, and brutal showdowns on the roof of the Quick Stop convenience store.
**Featured Matches:**- **Bars vs. The Inventor of Boiled Eggs vs. Jeff Jarrett vs. John 4:20**: Who will emerge victorious in this occult weaponry-laden "With It" match?- **Divas Championship Match: Katharine Isabelle (c) vs. Ariana Grande vs. Lady Gaga**: Can Katharine retain her title against two magical powerhouses?- **Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship: Eye Guy vs. Marvin the Martian (c) vs. Psycrow**: Will Eye Guy reclaim his title amidst laser-fueled chaos?- **Tag Team Championship: Jason Voorhees & Paula Abdul vs. Taylor Swift & Jeff Jarrett (c) vs. Jay & Silent Bob**: Can Jason and Paula reclaim their gold, or will Taylor and Jeff’s star power shine through?- How will Scott Steiner’s rampage impact the delicate balance of power in 1412 Wrestling?- Can Zombie Mike Tyson dethrone Majin Buu for the 1412 Championship, or will an unexpected attack change the outcome?- And who will reign supreme in the elimination No DQ match featuring Earthworm Jim and Cory Matthews against the intoxicated members of the Golf Cart?
Tune in to witness the mayhem, the magic, and the madness. Episode 34 of 1412 Wrestling is not to be missed!

1412 Wrestling Episode 33: Quick Stop Carnage

**Preview for 1412 Wrestling Episode 33: Quick Stop Carnage**
 
This week on 1412 Wrestling, chaos unfolds at the iconic Quick Stop convenience store! Prepare for an action-packed night with intense matches and unexpected twists that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
- **Divas Championship Match:** Can Katharine Isabelle retain her title against the formidable Elvira?
- **Sword Fighting Championship:** Will the Kool Aid Man's glass body withstand the fierce attacks from Earthworm Jim and Barry Horowitz?
- **Main Event: 1412 Championship Match:** Can Mewtwo's psychic powers overcome Majin Buu's magical abilities, or will Buu retain his title with his unpredictable might?
- **Exploding Philly Cheese Steak Barbed Wire Bundy on a Pole Elimination Gauntlet Match:** Which team will emerge victorious in this brutal battle for the Stable Championship?
- What consequences will follow the shocking return of the sentient carton of boiled eggs?
- How will the Golf Cart and the Anti Boiled Egg Brigade react to Lady Gaga's new spell?
- Who will walk out as the new Stable Champions in the chaotic gauntlet match?
 
Tune in to 1412 Wrestling Episode 33: Quick Stop Carnage for these answers and more as the drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways!

1412 Wrestling Episode 32: K-Mart Chaos

1412 Wrestling Episode 32: K-Mart Chaos
This week on 1412 Wrestling, the chaos takes over a retro K-Mart store, promising a night filled with unexpected twists and intense action. The episode is headlined by a must-see World Championship match between the undefeated champion Mike Tyson and the unpredictable Majin Buu. Can Tyson retain his title against the might of Majin Buu, or will we witness a shocking new champion crowned?
In addition to the epic main event, the Divas Championship will be on the line as Katharine Isabelle defends her title against the iconic Elvira. Will Katharine continue her reign, or will Elvira's dark powers bring a new era to the Divas division?
The night kicks off with a brutal Beer Bottle Match between Hulk Hogan and Iron Sheik. Who will emerge victorious in this hardcore clash?
Also on the card, Jeff Jarrett takes on the monstrous Tyrannosatan, and the Tanner Family challenges the Anti Boiled Egg Brigade for the Stable Championship. Can the Tanners pull off a miraculous upset?
And don't miss the high-stakes Survivor Series Elimination Match where the Foot Clan faces the 1996 Dream Team in a battle for supremacy. Can the Dream Team defend their honor against the Foot Clan's underhanded tactics?
Plus, witness a wild parking lot brawl, the debut of the Giant Tree Drinking Lean, and the shocking aftermath of Gaga's dark spell on Bars and John 4:20.
With all this and more, 1412 Wrestling: K-Mart Chaos promises a night of unforgettable action and drama. Tune in to see who rises, who falls, and who survives the chaos!

1412 Wrestling Episode 31: Tanner Family/Golf Cart Race, Tyson/Gunn/Vegeta/Locke/Goldar/McAllister

Get ready for another chaotic night in the world of 1412 Wrestling! In Episode 31, championship titles are on the line and rivalries are set to explode. 
 
- Can Elvira defeat Dolly Parton to earn a shot at the Divas Championship next week?
- What will happen when Joey Tribbiani faces off against Bars with their respective stables, the TMNT and the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade, backing them up?
- Will Scott Steiner’s raw power be enough to overcome the Angry Video Game Nerd and his retro gaming gadgets?
- How will Mike Tyson handle the competition in a high-stakes Elimination Match featuring Vegeta, John Locke, Goldar, Billy Gunn, and Kevin McAllister with special referee Lady Gaga?
 
Plus, witness the chaos as the Golf Cart competes against the Tanner Family in a wild race, and find out what happens when The Real Ghostbusters make their shocking debut. Tune in for a night of unpredictable action and intense drama!

1412 Wrestling Episode 30: Battle Royal in Hell

In this electrifying episode of 1412 Wrestling, the entire roster descends into the depths of hell for the Golf Cart Open Challenge Battle Royal. With the eerie landscape of a fiery underworld setting the stage, tensions run high as competitors face off amidst bubbling lava pools and flickering flames. The unpredictable chaos of this unique environment promises surprises, alliances, and intense battles. Who will emerge victorious in this hellish arena? And what unexpected challenges await our combatants in the depths of hell? Tune in to find out who survives the 100 entrant Golf Cart Open Challenge Battle Royal and what shocking events will unfold in this action-packed episode of 1412 Wrestling.

1412 Wrestling Episode 29: Tribbiani v Bing Deathmatch; Tyson/Dua/Steiner Title Match

Get ready for an unforgettable night as 1412 Wrestling takes you to the beautiful fields of Japan for Episode 29! The show opens with a thrilling Competitive Eating Championship Hot Wing Contest featuring John 4:20, Joey Tribbiani, Norm Peterson, and more. Who will devour the most wings and claim the title?
Witness the chaos as Harry and Marv confront Earthworm Jim over their stolen couch. Can Earthworm Jim and Peter Puppy fend off the Wet Bandits with a surprise twist?
Fox Mulder challenges Marvin the Martian for the Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship, but can he outwit the reigning champion and his trusty K-9 companion?
In an action-packed Tag Team Championship match, Pete & Pete, Bulk & Skull, and the current champions Jason Voorhees & Paula Abdul clash. Who will walk out with the gold?
The fierce rivalry between Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing reaches a boiling point in a Deathmatch. Will the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Foot Clan's interference settle the score or create even more chaos?
The Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade confronts Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande backstage. How will Gaga's spellcasting impact the Brigade's plans?
Gary Busey takes on the Random Kid in a match where Bobby Heenan's cunning might tip the scales. Will the Random Kid outsmart the unpredictable Busey?
In a high-stakes triple threat match, Iron Sheik, Hulk Hogan, and New Jack battle it out. Can New Jack overcome the odds and claim victory?
Vince Russo, Dave Meltzer, Col. Sanders, and Donkeylips clash for the Sword Fighting Championship. Will Donkeylips retain his title against these formidable opponents?
And in the main event, Mike Tyson defends his 1412 Championship against Scott Steiner and Dua Lipa. Can Tyson maintain his dominance, or will a new champion be crowned? Plus, what chaos will unfold when Santa Claus makes a shocking return?
Tune in for an episode filled with high-energy action, unexpected twists, and unforgettable moments. 1412 Wrestling Episode 29 promises to deliver an experience like no other!

1412 Wrestling Episode 28: Abandoned Insane Asylum Match

**1412 Wrestling Episode 28: Abandoned Insane Asylum Match**
Brace yourselves for the most intense and dangerous match in 1412 Wrestling history! Episode 28 features a thrilling Abandoned Insane Asylum Match for the Stable Championship, with ten combatants from each team battling it out in a setting straight out of a horror movie.
**Teams:**- **The Golf Cart:** John 4:20, Iron Sheik, Gary Busey, Bart Gunn, the Minotaur, Bobby 2 Beers, Alex Trebek, and three ancient Sumerians wielding chainsaws.- **The Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade:** Bars, Cliff O'Malley, Donkeylips, Doug Funnie, Bebe Rexha, Jackie Chan, Frankenstein's Monster, Lola Bunny, Earl Sinclair, and Sugar Shane Helms.
This match promises unprecedented levels of chaos and danger, with no disqualifications and eliminations by knockout, pin, submission, or forfeit. In the eerie, crumbling environment of the abandoned insane asylum, anything can happen. Will the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade triumph, or will the Golf Cart retain their title amidst the madness? Tune in to witness the ultimate showdown!

1412 Wrestling Episode 27: Floral Frenzy

 Preview for 1412 Wrestling Episode 27: The Floral Frenzy
Prepare for an unforgettable night as 1412 Wrestling brings you "The Floral Frenzy," set in a breathtaking field of flowers in Japan! Lady Gaga has cast a spell to bring everyone back from last week's explosive chaos and transported the entire roster, fans, and ring to this picturesque location.
Tonight's matches promise to deliver pure wrestling madness:
- **Lifestyle Debate for the Stable Championship:** The Golf Cart (Gary Busey, Iron Sheik, John 4:20, the Minotaur, Bobby 2 Beers, Bart Gunn, Alex Trebek) accompanied by the ancient Sumerians vs. The Tanner Family vs. The Ninja Turtles (Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, Joey Tribbiani). The stables will engage in a heated debate about their lifestyles, with everything on the line.
- **World Championship Match:** Grumble Bee challenges Mike Tyson for the 1412 World Championship. Will the field of flowers give Grumble Bee the edge he needs, or will Tyson's knockout power prove too much once again?
- **Tag Team Championship Match:** Jason Voorhees and Paula Abdul team up for an unlikely title shot against Scott Steiner’s Tigers. Can this bizarre pairing overcome the ferocious Tigers, or will their partnership be their downfall?
- **Competitive Eating Championship Match:** Dua Lipa defends her title against Joey Tribbiani and the Sentient Dumpster. With Joey determined to reclaim his title and the Sentient Dumpster’s insatiable appetite, this match is sure to be a spectacle.
- **Couch on a Pole Match:** Earthworm Jim faces off against Psycrow, with the stolen couch from Harry and Marv hanging high above the ring. The winner must obtain the couch and use it as a weapon to secure victory.
- **Brawl 4 All Elimination Match:** Bart Gunn, Stimpy, Vince Russo, Soda Popinski, Teddy Ruxpin, and The Random Kid managed by Bobby Heenan clash in a no-holds-barred brawl. Expect chaos and knockouts in this brutal contest.
- **Six-Person Tag Team Match:** Lady Gaga, Ariana Grande, & Topanga vs. Cory Matthews, Shawn Hunter, and the Moose. Shawn demands that if his team wins, the spells cast by Gaga and Topanga must be broken.
Backstage, tensions run high as the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade challenges the Golf Cart to an abandoned insane asylum match next week.